Attending a "Shoes Anonymous" meeting for the first time.

Diddy Kong taking back her turf.

A student being forced to do school-work till the point of crying.

Zalt and pepper shakers. (I know how to spell...)

Angry duck eats a flubber (from the movie 'Flubber', staring Robin Williams)

A weight lifter woke up one morning to find that he had become half man, half exercise ball.

Drunken Earth insulting Moon because Moon doesn't have people. But Moon is not jealous, because moon knows people are bad for Earth's health

The U.S. Treasury & I.R.S. was never able to catch the Ginger bread man, thus the World's economy plummeted because of his economic actions.

A religiously & culturally insensitive jerk with a massive superiority complex.

The book: "Two Wars 2" is about former army ranger Nate Self on a fun adventure learning to boxcar race... with a side of PTSD..

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!" In 'generic Death Metal band' lettering.

A dog with long floppy ears that are standing up.