The book: "Two Wars 2" is about former army ranger Nate Self on a fun adventure learning to boxcar race... with a side of PTSD..

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!" In 'generic Death Metal band' lettering.

A dog with long floppy ears that are standing up.

Someone relating a really boring story.

The brave chipmunk makes the journey across the mountains with 'the ring' into the cave of death.

Diddy Kong taking back her turf.

cat is happy! Happy cat, cat :3 cute cat, happy cat :3 look at me look at me look at me i'm a cute cat! :3 cat cat cat :3 :D :3 (sorry...)

A student being forced to do school-work till the point of crying.

The end of the movie.

And then the person* was killed† and then buried‡. *(Or, 'Tweaker'); †(with toaster), ‡(via shovel)

The End.

Mr. Slugworth strikes again, but this time with his team of stealthy ninjas.