Crockercorp has a message for you! You're fucked.

Jade is actually Kermit the Frog, but not one of the Beta Kids bats an eyelash. Seems legit.

daft punk-esque robot jammin to some rad tunes

Feferi's disembodied head wins Gamzee's talent show. Like in that Paradox Space comic.

The two halves of Eridan's body get their own graves. Furthermore, his body appears to be not entirely buried. Who the fuck buried this guy?

hussie ollie outies into outer space. (ollie outie squared?) ...LIKE A HUSS.

Caspar bleeds from the head whilst smoking a joint

seal/fish with large lips loves pizza

dooo weeee dooooooooooo

"tally ho!" says nerd dude. "tally no" says his friend with the triangle sunglasses and the hat shirt. (it is jake and dirk!)

dont hug me - I'm scared! (a notebook says "green is not a creative color while holding a bloody knife)

wario shits on mario. what a bummer.