Blonde vampire shaving half his head, because he can't use mirrors.

A mouse tastes a ghost and exclaims "This spirit is japanese!"

Fish is the answer, this changes everything.

A purple bear is not good with mascara, to the chagrin of stickman

The fly is big and the city is small, usually other way around! WIERD

A tsunami ruins the day of a sunbathing gerbil (with sunglasses IMPORTANT)

Why do we die? Because Death is an asshole.

A man begins to doubt himself and the commitment he's made.

A penguin is about to give up, because he is weak.

Evil clouds steal a baloon from a baby

A disney style crocodile, perhaps excited, perhaps angry (also flying)

On the first day Taurus created the stars, separate from the void, and saw that it was good.