Why do we die? Because Death is an asshole.

A man begins to doubt himself and the commitment he's made.

A penguin is about to give up, because he is weak.

A purple bear is not good with mascara, to the chagrin of stickman

Evil clouds steal a baloon from a baby

A disney style crocodile, perhaps excited, perhaps angry (also flying)

On the first day Taurus created the stars, separate from the void, and saw that it was good.

As the mountain is Arjac A snow-capped peak His rage overshadows the wounded bear. The Rockfist endures when all seems lost.

A mouse tastes a ghost and exclaims "This spirit is japanese!"

A smurf has no idea what a sandwich is, or why it is floating.

The fly is big and the city is small, usually other way around! WIERD

A tsunami ruins the day of a sunbathing gerbil (with sunglasses IMPORTANT)