This perfectly posh Polly prefers passively perusing through platters of parsley, a peculiar palate for a parrot of such proper position.

The beautiful alien ballet concludes, and Tahkx'majii takes her bow as lead dancer while the audience applauds with great gusto.

The Effects of the Common Steamroller on the Human Body, and other Tales For Children.

The lot of us reside within a flaxen submersible.

His battery nearly dead, Jean desperately attempts to power his laptop by sticking one finger in the adapter port and the other in a socket.

Man tests his newly awakened telekinetic powers on a nearby shotgun, but accidentally shoots his dog in the process.

Elvis, as a much younger Maian, warns Daniel about Skedar trickery.

Martian bear with three arms says in his alien tongue "conne her chlcl" , chasing a young man with abnormally large hips.

Mutant purple cat with front legs attached from inside the mouth.

E.T. touches a dust bunny, and magical orbs of light grant it the ability to speak, it's first word being "Nigs".

Bubble gum using the toilet

New Chain

A cougar in traditional cowboy getup is riding a horse when a nude John Marston suddenly leaps at it from out of a bush.

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