The beautiful alien ballet concludes, and Tahkx'majii takes her bow as lead dancer while the audience applauds with great gusto.

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E.T. touches a dust bunny, and magical orbs of light grant it the ability to speak, it's first word being "Nigs".

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Flower is upset that a sentient lawnmower will soon decapitate it.

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Hurry Putter (Harry Potter's cousin with a lightning bolt scar and a large pimple on his chin) displays his anger to the evil lord Valdumert

In the future our time spent online will be so great that we will lose the ability display human feeling, forcing us to wear emoticon masks.

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