The Smurfs sell their village so Donald Trump can move in a casino.

Pimp dancer with water pipes for legs and arms serving some chump.

Nosferatu demands candy.

My body was not ready.

Should I wear a red glove or watch a new episode of "Lost"? I have no idea!

If you've ever thought this you probably are a nerd.

Aliens are the real ethnic minority.

Devious Danny knew what he did, but he didn't care.

Pyramid Head's dog was never like other dogs, but he never concerned himself with the mortal world.

The MPAA does not have a golden shower fetish.

Who the fuck watches Dharma and Greg anymore?

Trollface asks if there is an issue that needs to be settled.