If you've ever thought this you probably are a nerd.

Aliens are the real ethnic minority.

Devious Danny knew what he did, but he didn't care.

Pyramid Head's dog was never like other dogs, but he never concerned himself with the mortal world.

The MPAA does not have a golden shower fetish.

Who the fuck watches Dharma and Greg anymore?

Trollface asks if there is an issue that needs to be settled.

That Pickles guy from Rugrats hits on a random hooker while laying in bed.

Pull! Said the baker to his graham cracker slave.

The Smurfs sell their village so Donald Trump can move in a casino.

Sexy ass penguin doing karaoke.

What would happy if Woody Harrelson and Juliet Lewis fused into one being.