YOU'RE A MERMAID YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DANCING NAKED FOR MONEY IN A HUMAN STRIP CLUB YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE SEX. GO BACK TO ATLANTIS WHORE.

Schrödinger's cat urinates and doesn't.

alan rickman pretends to be godzilla while dressed as jesus

LEL COMEDY GOLD. 10/10 OP DOES IT AGAIN.

oh no an anus is pointed right at me

WHEN ITS 9 IN THE AFTERNOON

He meant to say 5ever. I cry evertim

A Mexican refrained from defecating in a toys for tots bin, then proceeded to brag about it. (he is illiterate, btw)

quadrupedal m&ms

that 7/10 chick from my calc class playing with one of those stress balls that you squeeze (the ones shapes lke the earth)

even god hates you

LE REDDIT FOR THE EPIC WIN XD XD XD XD XD