WHEN ITS 9 IN THE AFTERNOON

YOU'RE A MERMAID YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DANCING NAKED FOR MONEY IN A HUMAN STRIP CLUB YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE SEX. GO BACK TO ATLANTIS WHORE.

He meant to say 5ever. I cry evertim

Schrödinger's cat urinates and doesn't.

A Mexican refrained from defecating in a toys for tots bin, then proceeded to brag about it. (he is illiterate, btw)

quadrupedal m&ms

that 7/10 chick from my calc class playing with one of those stress balls that you squeeze (the ones shapes lke the earth)

alan rickman pretends to be godzilla while dressed as jesus

even god hates you

LE REDDIT FOR THE EPIC WIN XD XD XD XD XD

vaudeville ass

EXTRA TERRESTRIAL EXPRESSES DISAPPOINT