Dear God! Why do BOTH of my hips have to dislocate at the same time?!

The Eiffel tower pointing out helpful directions

IT'S A METEOR!!! OR AN ASTEROID!!!... wait a second, maybe it's a meteorite?... Anyway, OH MY GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY!!!

An elk, suffering from an excess of carotene, dressed as a vampire for Halloween.

A narwal with an orange tusk tries to shishkabob a chunk of carrot.

chewed bubblegum, inchworms, blue rocks, and broken bits of blue and red dry spaghetti, all being tossed in the air

One of those guys that walks around all puffed up with his shirt off at the gym. He has a special rock he doesn't want to share.

That's school in a nutshell!

It looks like a nuclear meltdown, but it is just an exceptionally messy day at the Silly String factory.

An approaching cloud scares a man to the point that his arms are wiggly... and it isn't even a really scary looking cloud.

Kermit eating a triple decker hamburger

a man defends himself from flying earthworms using a knife and a banana