New Chain

An 80's buddy-cop action flick starring Mitt Romney and Anderson Cooper.

Sheriff Pete Scrotenboots introduces himself to the town's newcomer

The Cheetosweeper attends to his field and gathers errant Cheetos.

A man is brought to tearful elation as his girlfriend has a miscarriage.

Maniac Mansion

A man with burning eyes realizing the futility of a situation seemingly unrelated to his eyes being on fire.

A turtle and a bird are jointly assailed by the explosive flatulence of an African-American.

A political cartoon concerning legal immigration using a hamburger metaphor.

Peter Griffin in a rare moment of candor.

The Moustachiest Gentleman Cat.

New Chain

Mitt Romney and his buddy Superfly are ambushed by Golden Robots. Together, they must fight their way to freedom.

A call for African-Americans to join the white population.

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