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Examine my exterior layers, gentlemen! Are you a fruit preserve?

A Fountain Pen sprouts translucent green tubes that transport peas.

New Chain

An 80's buddy-cop action flick starring Mitt Romney and Anderson Cooper.

Sigmund Freud psychoanalyzes the Devil.

A man is brought to tearful elation as his girlfriend has a miscarriage.

A prone Native-American about to be slapped by a one-armed sadist.

A frightened child attempting to clean a stain off of a bathtub.

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A man with burning eyes realizing the futility of a situation seemingly unrelated to his eyes being on fire.

A turtle and a bird are jointly assailed by the explosive flatulence of an African-American.

A rubenesque woman with rosy smelling feet eats grapes.

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