My house is an old sweaty brown carboard box. My furniture consists of a cigarette lighter, an old newspaper and an empty bottle of Midori.

The king and his mistress drown their severely deformed bastard child in the ocean.

Jesus gets drunk off of communion wine and gets into a fist fight.

The dinosaurs were not wiped out by a meteor but by a badly drawn fist!

A mathematics enthusiast demon with a lisp tries on some retro 3DS glasses.

Ronald McDonald vs Goku: The Sequel

A naked Japanese anime girl with brown hair and green eyes blushes as she tries to cover her breasts with one arm but not in a cute way.

There are no brakes on the rape train!

A molecule of DNA. (double-helix)

A black man with a moustache in a pretty red dress skipping through a green meadow whistling the tune to his favourite Coldplay song.

A man shows off his new nose job and ass implants. Plastic surgery ftw!

A woman opens her pencilcase to find spiders inside.