Doodle or Die

A naked Japanese anime girl with brown hair and green eyes blushes as she tries to cover her breasts with one arm but not in a cute way.

New Chain

There are no brakes on the rape train!

New Chain

A molecule of DNA. (double-helix)

New Chain

A black man with a moustache in a pretty red dress skipping through a green meadow whistling the tune to his favourite Coldplay song.

A man shows off his new nose job and ass implants. Plastic surgery ftw!

A woman opens her pencilcase to find spiders inside.

There are no brakes on the rape train.

A blue man hopes to finally receive a pair of arms from Santa in his Christmas sack. Problem: he has no arms to open the sack with!

New Chain

THE DRESS IS BLUE AND BLACK NOT WHITE AND GOLD!

A man was chained up during a sexy SnM sesh however after 10 days his lover still has not returned.

A snooty consumer demands another packet of ketchup from a McDonald's employee.

Two men with no eyes are trying to save a camel trapped in a trash can.

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