This is my third fckin profile, wtf.
The highest evolution of man. The purest form of human life. Squishy, malleable, limbless, horrifying. Mankind in all its perfection.
A shot of a beautifully choreographed fight scene focusing on one woman's moves, almost like a dance.
A man, mere seconds from admitting he doesn't give a shit, realizes... he does. The crowd around scrutinizes him as he's silent in defeat.
A youthful beardless gnome fights to the death with his sentient silhouette in a game of poker.
This hat... is not yeehaw.
The concept of help and actual soup cannot save this AIDS molecule from the "no" atoms.
A penguin cross guard looks on at the typical NY driver.
A unicorn with a gun.
Sbebe Jobs releasing the iHeart. Here to replace the very thing keeping you alive. Only costs your entire life savings and your firstborn.
Eldritch t-bone steak, all-seeing of the bovine race.
Burt's Bees new skincare product: A jar of actual bees.
The newest Jojo in the Jojo family line is here, and his Stand is SATAN HIMSELF.