Snapshot of a tree mid catapulting a chunk of Mars.

Various physical media. A CD player, a notebook, and someone diving into a pool of electricity on the horizon.

Vince Gilligan's Pluribus.

A typical day over the Appalachian Mountains. The sky is blue, the sun is shining, there's a UFO over the river...

Christian Jesus cross, but it's a water gun loaded with fruit punch.

A unicorn with a gun.

Sbebe Jobs releasing the iHeart. Here to replace the very thing keeping you alive. Only costs your entire life savings and your firstborn.

A man, mere seconds from admitting he doesn't give a shit, realizes... he does. The crowd around scrutinizes him as he's silent in defeat.

A youthful beardless gnome fights to the death with his sentient silhouette in a game of poker.

The highest evolution of man. The purest form of human life. Squishy, malleable, limbless, horrifying. Mankind in all its perfection.

This hat... is not yeehaw.

Eldritch t-bone steak, all-seeing of the bovine race.