You're in denial

A man in a bank holding his money in a comically oversized bag while yelling "who does a man have to fuck to get toilet paper around here?"

Dinosaur victim of another senseless heart-stabbing by Sean Connery

NO MONEY NO FUNK

OwW! MY BALLS!

A nice drawing of Mordecai the bird trying to overcome constipation while reading the new york times, which will soon be used as toilet pape

Barney has been taking too much CRACK

The Royal Flag of the Empire of Catlandia

some sort of bear coming out of a candy wrapper with a red nose?

Porn. Censored porn. Masturbating to the censored porn.

a man with some sort of horrible chest deformity urinating on a beautiful flower, probably to enrich the soil with nitrogen for the flower

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