a big FAT constipated chicken
Constipated chicken
Bird passes a kidney stone
A boulder falls right on a guy's junk as he lays on the ground
a man with a football for a head remarks "OH MY BOUS" as he is crushed by a 1 ton block
OwW! MY BALLS!
A guy being annoyed about losing his balls (looks like a soccer-ball and a basketball) with faces. The balls have the same face as him.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!