T-Mobile and Apple would probably make a great basketball-team...

It's gonna be legen...wait-for-it...DARY FIRE LIGHTSABER SWORD!

Because of all the sex, the bottle of wine was thrown on the ground and broke into a thousand pieces.

Useless bicycle is useless.

Smelly yellow thing with holes.

Golly gee wilikers! This mans arms are broken!

Confused doctor finds out someone has stolen his torso and asks: "Freeman, why?".

Drag queen shark with fancy hat loves rolling around on a bed of grass.

Lego-boy doesn't like giving blowjobs.

The sheriff in Orangeville put all the bad oranges behind bars.

A snowman holding up a rope for the onion to balance on.

Giant man pees fire on people. Worlds population gets sexually transmitted diseases and start dancing.