A snowman holding up a rope for the onion to balance on.

Useless bicycle is useless.

Smelly yellow thing with holes.

Golly gee wilikers! This mans arms are broken!

Confused doctor finds out someone has stolen his torso and asks: "Freeman, why?".

T-Mobile and Apple would probably make a great basketball-team...

Drag queen shark with fancy hat loves rolling around on a bed of grass.

It's gonna be legen...wait-for-it...DARY FIRE LIGHTSABER SWORD!

Lego-boy doesn't like giving blowjobs.

The sheriff in Orangeville put all the bad oranges behind bars.

Because of all the sex, the bottle of wine was thrown on the ground and broke into a thousand pieces.

Giant man pees fire on people. Worlds population gets sexually transmitted diseases and start dancing.