Detective chair is a loose cannon cop who plays by his own rules. He rolls his on cigarettes and doesn't take lip from stupid punks like you

"He says he's pleased, but he doesn't really look like he is. Maybe it's because he's missing the back of his head."

"Careful Bro, you gave way too much acid to my pet crayfish"

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin uses entire Russian stockpile of nukes to destroy Madagascar (both the island and the movies).

"Hey bro, can you crouch down and make sure I don't have any boogers in my nostrils. I've got a hot date tonight with a single soccer-mom."

A bowling alley carpet struggles with existentialism and the inherent loneliness of existence.

The end game of the gay agenda.

The teacher's guilty pleasure was physical abusing the idiot student Mommin. Slapping him about and grading everything F were her favorites.

Life is not easy for Donny. Having lost his head in a freak accident, surgeons have replaced it with a bowling ball. He cannot get laid.

Albino one eyed penguins aren't sure why they decided to drop so much acid because now they are standing on a napkin.

A man, wizened and scarred from his years of travel across the galaxy speaks his final words as the void claims him: POTATO.

An elite grad school seminar on agriculture.