Doodle or Die

Detective chair is a loose cannon cop who plays by his own rules. He rolls his on cigarettes and doesn't take lip from stupid punks like you

Doodle or Die

The scene from Southpark where the male police chief has sex with men, and arrests them afterwards for prostitution.

If Deadpool was a helicopter.

New Chain

Why are your parents disappointed in you?

New Chain

Grandma's new hobby.

New Chain

THE JEWS!

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin uses entire Russian stockpile of nukes to destroy Madagascar (both the island and the movies).

New Chain

Draw something funny.

New Chain

Draw what you plan to be doing on Saturday Night.

Doodle or Die

"Hey bro, can you crouch down and make sure I don't have any boogers in my nostrils. I've got a hot date tonight with a single soccer-mom."

New Chain

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

Doodle or Die

Your uncle on christmas eve making a run from the cops after drinking almost a half dozen 40 ounces in the parking lot of McDonalds

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