superman stabbed that young banana!

I am a cactus and this offends me.

hey duck! Here's some shit!

her tits made him so happy that he threw up rainbows even though he had a shitty hat. It was a hat literally made of shit.

A MAN IS ANGRY. BECAUSE HE IS INSIDE A TACO. BEING HELD. BY DAVY JONES. WHO IS ALSO MAD. HE'S WEARING CLOWN MAKE-UP. AND A BLACK ROBE.

L0L is fancy

SOMEONE THREW UP ON THE COUCH

Uncle dolands day off

the Perfect sunrise

poker face vagina

An elephant playing football.

New Chain

Oh no not this again.

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