Claptrap or Borderlands stuff please :)

cactus cross

Jesus died on a cactus

Dead woman on a cactus is being hit by a thunderbolt (it's raining)

A man laying on top of a cactus as it rains

a man who's admiring the ran on top of a cactus

cryptic writing and a gigantic cactus (larger than a man)

Rape Cactus is happy to see you. Very, VERY happy to see you.

Rapecactus is happy to see you. Its gonna hurt!

unlubricated cactus to the anus

I am a cactus and this offends me.

a man is offended by a cactus

A cactus insults a man's lineage. The man seems nonplussed.