Zombie "pon pon pon" girl attacking a duck, who is making a quick (or should that be Quack hurr hurr hurr) getaway.

The relative merits of earth vs Mars. They may have hot alien babes, but we got better internet (and by that tons of pornography).

Sir, you are thousands of Kilometres away. I have no means by which to award you a cookie. I'll give you a like though.

A certain part of the earth's surface?

Spades slick

shout at tree.

You are drinking alone in your room.

A big fat cat.

eyeball and knee?

"I'm not your brother, bhaiyya"

"pianters" on a tin can.

"Wut" underlined.