Spades slick

shout at tree.

You are drinking alone in your room.

A big fat cat.

eyeball and knee?

"I'm not your brother, bhaiyya"

"pianters" on a tin can.

"Wut" underlined.

It's the "LOL" rageface. The one they like on reddit

Happy hat wearer.

The relative merits of earth vs Mars. They may have hot alien babes, but we got better internet (and by that tons of pornography).

Soldier adopts a cat.