"Mr. President, there's a duck on your head."

A woman stabbed a zombie. It died. She then says "Lay Dees are safe agaisnt the Zombies".

A man challanges antoher man to a duel while tickling the other guy's nose with a glove.

A man's been turned into a rat. He asks the all important quesiton, "Why?"

A dark skinned man thinking about home stuck.

Someone without enough patience to draw.

Lay Dee + Dood = Cheeky Cheeky (Descriptor's Comment: What.)

A wad of pink chewed up gum.

Man got a bloody umbrella for Christmas. Poor guy may get arrested :<

The emergency room got a good grade upon inspection.

A black ball travelling at a very high speed decapitates a person. The severed head then curses out loud.

A brown cat wearing a white dress shirt, green jacket and red bowtie holds up a lighter in one hand and a hookah he's smoking in the other.