A woman stabbed a zombie. It died. She then says "Lay Dees are safe agaisnt the Zombies".

Lay Dee + Dood = Cheeky Cheeky (Descriptor's Comment: What.)

A wad of pink chewed up gum.

Man got a bloody umbrella for Christmas. Poor guy may get arrested :<

The emergency room got a good grade upon inspection.

A black ball travelling at a very high speed decapitates a person. The severed head then curses out loud.

Doodle or Die

A brown cat wearing a white dress shirt, green jacket and red bowtie holds up a lighter in one hand and a hookah he's smoking in the other.

Blue, black and grey lines scribbled all over the canvas.

People gossiping about a guy with a badge that says "Jase" as he looks at them.

A man challanges antoher man to a duel while tickling the other guy's nose with a glove.

A man's been turned into a rat. He asks the all important quesiton, "Why?"

A guy with orange horns and no torso (he still has legs) wearing jeans.

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