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Bluestar makes dirt.

A man stuck in a diamond.

Turds flying off a ramp that is labeled Bum....?

Dave invades the Little House on the Prairie.

A jar of mayo and a starfish argue on whether or not something is a cat.

Noodle-armed robot man looks confused.

People enjoy grapes.

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