Piano!
I never look a gift piano in the mouth.
a chocolate poptart with black teeth
A brown smear with boxy teeth.
A piece of crap with a stupid smile floating in front of it.
a kawaii crappu
Shit volcano
A shit volcanoe
Turds flying off a ramp that is labeled Bum....?
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!