Piss colored cola explodes towards a fearful woman

I've never seen garbage eat garbage before

Fat and bald man with breasts and, understandably so, sad.. and blushing?

I'm drunk

Zuckerberg's raking in the cash while the rest of us are scratching our asses on site that's becoming toxic

I got so mad at my lame ass PC laptop that I bit my tongue yelling at it.. and now it's bleeding out!

Let's swim to the moon