Fat and bald man with breasts and, understandably so, sad.. and blushing?

Piss colored cola explodes towards a fearful woman

I'm drunk

Zuckerberg's raking in the cash while the rest of us are scratching our asses on site that's becoming toxic

I got so mad at my lame ass PC laptop that I bit my tongue yelling at it.. and now it's bleeding out!

Let's swim to the moon

I've never seen garbage eat garbage before