A cactus on the side of a desert road
Prissy sun is outside smoking a pipe, while the years pass by for the disgusting neckbeard who is wasting his time sitting inside on the PC.
Poor appendix, has no purpose.
A pussy won't draw what is requested, because he's a tiny little man on the inside.
Man is pissed at his dog.
Every religious book in one word.
A werewolf driving a motorbike into the ocean, creating a rainbow that looks like Jay Leno.
Someone writing "Blue Jeans" on DoodleOrDie.com
The sun being swag as all hell.
A melon walking on grass
Stoned man farts on a blue caterpillar.
The weirdest first aid kit