A cactus on the side of a desert road

Prissy sun is outside smoking a pipe, while the years pass by for the disgusting neckbeard who is wasting his time sitting inside on the PC.

Poor appendix, has no purpose.

A pussy won't draw what is requested, because he's a tiny little man on the inside.

Man is pissed at his dog.

Every religious book in one word.

New Chain

A werewolf driving a motorbike into the ocean, creating a rainbow that looks like Jay Leno.

Someone writing "Blue Jeans" on DoodleOrDie.com

The sun being swag as all hell.

A melon walking on grass

Stoned man farts on a blue caterpillar.

The weirdest first aid kit

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