Newspaper with a notable title

the daily chronicle's main headline is fart

exploding fart makes headlines

Local man dies from exploding fart. A tragic yet manly way to meet your demise.

A severed butt farts fire to a dead guy.

Moustachioed breast man is being burnt alive by dead angel whose fart is on fire.

A man with a flaming head and mustache erupts out of an angel's stomach.

chaos!

wowsers

stupid cold cocoa

A frigid book written by a lad named "Cad Bury" fails to perform basic arithmetic, probably as a direct result of the horrid weather.

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Every religious book in one word.

aliens vs the bible who will win!?