The sun tearfully dunks earth into oblivion, sad at Man's carelessness over his domain.

Angrily completing homework

A narcissist without friends

Some sort of gargoyle who hates spam

an irishman demanding his potatos be left alonen

Graffiti

An explosion of irrelevance

Poop on an alien beach

A dinosaur eating Ian Malcolm

A skeleton misidentifying a picture

A cold penguin

A worm in space.