The sun tearfully dunks earth into oblivion, sad at Man's carelessness over his domain.

Graffiti

An explosion of irrelevance

Angrily completing homework

Poop on an alien beach

A dinosaur eating Ian Malcolm

A skeleton misidentifying a picture

A narcissist without friends

A cold penguin

A worm in space.

Some sort of gargoyle who hates spam

A buddhist thinking of nothingness.