Why, this is the most amazing piece of artwork I have ever laid eyes on. Words canno't express the greatness of this piece

the shower broke again

When they banned licking toads, the only thing I had left to lick was my miniature dragon

Gee, I should stop eating spaghetti with my trident. It's such a hassle to clean it afterwards.

The Ninja Turtles pick up a real gun for once and start shooting a man with two heads

This is the greatest masterpiece of all time! This isn't art, this much more than art. Each fragment tells it's own story in such depth.

GOTTA GO A MODERATE SPEED, NOT TOO FAST NOT TOO SLOW

my pet ate my hand, but it's ok.

Imagine if Link made the mistake of putting the top triforce piece on the bottom. Causing world chaos.

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The beginning of Mother Zero

I hate those days when I wake up tied to a pole with someone I don't know slowly cutting me, pulling out my guts and force me to watch