Remember how mama always said that a pile of mud bonds perfectly with a pink-haired cyclops? Well, mama never talked about the miscarriage

When they banned licking toads, the only thing I had left to lick was my miniature dragon

What's going on?At the side of my shirt,there are two cylindrical extensions with holes at the end; what am I supposed to put through these?

A large banana wearing a party hat is the star of the rave party due to it holding a meatball in it's hand

The large,sausage vessel collided into my body.Words could not come out of my mouth that were any English.I realized, I was a weaboo skelly.

My lizard has tongue that spits at you

As the pink, tender void encases my three-legged body, I feel a familiar warmth inside me. Is this love? hope? joy? All I knew then was lust

Gee, I should stop eating spaghetti with my trident. It's such a hassle to clean it afterwards.

for you endeavour not to pass an enough frightening kind under wires on which pigeons sit because they can easily lower your reputation,,,

for you endeavour not to pass an enough frightening kind under wires on which pigeons sit because they can easily lower your reputation,,,

Ed, Edd n Eddy

for you endeavour not to pass an enough frightening kind under wires on which pigeons sit because they can easily lower your reputation,,,