stuck in an eternal void with only a computer, all you can do is watch expiration date for the rest of your natural life

spy describes scout as an arrogant bastard (it runs in the family)

Heavy holds the entire red team in ONE hand

pyro tries chewing gum, it is a disaster

Engineer holds soldiers head between two pieces of bread and reminds him hes a champion sandwich

spy vandalizes his own food by writing "medic" on a hotdog in ketchup, then makes lewd jokes about it at the diner table, scout disapproves

Poopy joe steals scouts hat and helps spy push the kart

pyro cosplays as soldier

A blue spy and a red spy do a shady back-alley deal of some sort

The new class: Bonk! atomic punch

medic in a floral scarf reminds you that youve done wrong

sniper uses telekinetic powers to throw piss at the entire blue team, which has congealed into one bloblike being