Scout continues to call Miss Pauling, despite her telling him to fuck off every single time he has called

all hats are removed, the base is thrown into chaos

Heavy holds the entire red team in ONE hand

spy deepthroats a baguette

pyro tries chewing gum, it is a disaster

Engineer holds soldiers head between two pieces of bread and reminds him hes a champion sandwich

red spy as courage the cowardly dog

its an aircraft carrier, its called the "S.S. Spy is dad"

someone accidentally set [e] to explode, and can no longer pester their medic, thank god

pyro embraces their dreams and becomes an artist

spy describes scout as an arrogant bastard (it runs in the family)

stuck in an eternal void with only a computer, all you can do is watch expiration date for the rest of your natural life