Timmy's in the well, and he's not coming out. Ever.

Some lucky person has never heard of Homestuck.

A giant stick of celery demands to be let into Hogwarts.

Lincoln wants to start a taco party, Washington is against it, Jefferson and Roosevelt aren't getting involved

One of those little plastic balls for hamsters to run around in, except someone's hat is in there, and it's getting away!

Space is big. Really big. You may think it's a long way down to the shops but that's just peanuts to space, listen

A breast cancer ribbon smokes a fat blunt and drinks whiskey.

A beautifully calligraphed 'Wat' sailing on a field of pink and purple stripes.

Some say the world will end in fire, some in ice

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?

An implausibly crowded solar system.

Nyancat, but instead of a poptart cat it's a comedy Nazi submarine