Timmy's in the well, and he's not coming out. Ever.

Lincoln wants to start a taco party, Washington is against it, Jefferson and Roosevelt aren't getting involved

In setting his mug down, a man accidentally knocks a handgun off the table. It goes off and injures someone. Always check the safety!

Good idea: surfing. Bad idea: surfing on a skateboard.

A cute little blue alien with multi-coloured hair wonders why its ears are different sizes, and why a large arrow is about to impale it.

A catgirl realises what she is and tears off her own head in disgust and dismay. Her head instantly becomes the world's worst zombie.

Me and Ed, just hanging out

Oh shit, it's Jason Voorhees! Run!

A tiny ninja is annoyed to be impaled on a steel bar

Nyan cat as drawn by a five-year-old

A breast cancer ribbon smokes a fat blunt and drinks whiskey.

Some lucky person has never heard of Homestuck.