A hideous person calls into a radio call-show, telling the host they love them. The host does not know what to do.

Big Boss laments about his babyface

A dindu nuffin wants more of dem gubbment handouts

A small bear is enamored at a man's smelly hand

A cowboy with an over-sized hat comes across a cactus wearing another over-sized hat

A blue bird builds its nest on top of its latest murder victim.

A frustrated Sonic chases down a pair of nude fairies, who seem to be enjoying the situation.