A dindu nuffin wants more of dem gubbment handouts

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Big Boss laments about his babyface

A small bear is enamored at a man's smelly hand

A cowboy with an over-sized hat comes across a cactus wearing another over-sized hat

Doodle or Die

A blue bird builds its nest on top of its latest murder victim.

A frustrated Sonic chases down a pair of nude fairies, who seem to be enjoying the situation.

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