If you die in the game YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

A yellow cat appears before you, greeting you in a friendly manner.

Baby Hitler commits sudoku

Coal is expensive apparently.

I warned you bro. I warned you about the doodles.

Otacon cannot into math.

Who is your waifu

You are not cool enough to touch things.

A red bear and something about Herdy Fucking

Yoshi snake

A traveler enters an inn, and is greeted by the innkeeper, who asks if the traveler would like to stay the night

Hammerhead are for fags. (fags is written in pink curly text)