Who is your waifu

If you die in the game YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

You are not cool enough to touch things.

A red bear and something about Herdy Fucking

Yoshi snake

A traveler enters an inn, and is greeted by the innkeeper, who asks if the traveler would like to stay the night

A yellow cat appears before you, greeting you in a friendly manner.

Hammerhead are for fags. (fags is written in pink curly text)

A scene from your favorite movie.

An extremely large baby chicken.

A smoking baseball player is winding up to hit the ball.

A vampire gets onto the wrong bus.