monnaayy

due to risk of heart failure, garfield has given up his diet of lasagna, and taken on a healthy diet of carrots. he looks slightly stoned

Micky mouse smile like a kitty after a long hard day at the coal mine

an angry woman hissing because she is not a bee

An eagle is picturing innocent pedestrians as footballs and thinking to itself; I'm an angry football player

A giant squirrel barley fits in his tree

A man ( maybe a poorly dressed Elvis ) is anal raping a dog who is starring at Pinocchio who lied about something

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an exploding tissue box

peas are scared and one says "it's so dark in here!!!" but there's a light next to them... sooooo

you did not give me a burger

Wha- whats taters precious? Whats taters, eh? PO-TA-TO! You know, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!