An eagle is picturing innocent pedestrians as footballs and thinking to itself; I'm an angry football player

monnaayy

A giant squirrel barley fits in his tree

A man ( maybe a poorly dressed Elvis ) is anal raping a dog who is starring at Pinocchio who lied about something

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an exploding tissue box

peas are scared and one says "it's so dark in here!!!" but there's a light next to them... sooooo

you did not give me a burger

Wha- whats taters precious? Whats taters, eh? PO-TA-TO! You know, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Hallucinating man calls "come at me bro" to a mushroom with a face

A sad man holding a messy heart saying "Really"

Red bull for your bum?